Another Funny Incident..

"So Mel,you all still live on the tree ar?"Mr.Funnyman.

<<<...-o-...>>>me.

"Eh,then,there got shooping complex like here in KL or not?"Miss Innocent.

<<<...*0*...>>>me.

"Mel,if you all want to go out buy things how ar??have to across the jungle ha?"Mr.Curiouse.

<<<...o~O...>>>me.

GUYS!!!GIVE ME A BREAK LAH!!!!SOMEBODY PLS HELP ME TO EXPLAIN TO THEM THAT WE HAVE CUTE GUYS WHO DRIVE SPORT CAR LIKE RX8 OR FERRARI THERE,AND HAVE A HUGE MANSION TWICE THE SIZE OF A FOOTBALL FIELD,,AND WE GURLS,DO SHOOPING THERE!!sob...sob.....paning suda kepla sia ni,,,aduii.....paling paling pun bacalah geograpi ka,indak jua kamu tanya pasal kita ani ,macamlah kita ni masih lagi dalam zaman paleolitik,,,,kasian kamu....adehhh...

SIA URANG SABAH@LABUAN@M-A-L-A-Y-S-I-A!!

"YOU DONT LOOK LIKE CHINESE..."

"ARE YOU MIX?"

"...I KNOW YOU ARE NOT PURE CHINESE?"

"...SO,YOURE MALAYSIAN..??"

"YOUR NAME JUST MELANIE TAN?NOTHING ELSE AFTER TAN???YOURE NOT ONLY CHINESE BLOOD,ARE YOU?"

"...YOURE LATIN AMERICAN?"

"ARE YOU MIX WITH PHILIPINE?"....

"..YOU HAVE TAN SKIN....I ASSUME YOU MIX WITH BRAZILLIAN BLOOD????"..

These are the question that were bombarded to me everytime and they almost asked the same questions.I was so surprised when some do actually said that i dont look like malaysian and more into pan asia with tan(oh,im proud of my skin!!)coloured skin!I didnt expect more shocking than this thou..I was checking a local resort in LANGKAWI and this cute chinese girl talk english with me..

"WELCOME TO *********RESORT.MAY I HELP YOU,MISS?"

Of course as usual,i tell her i had book my room and the procedures goes on.BUT,before she asked for my IC.There she goes,talking to her other co-workers in chinese,about me.(without realising that i can speak chinese,canton,hokkien and hakka..*0*)

This is how the conversation goes between the cute chinese girl and one of her co-worker.

"wei,you see,she got a very funny name lah.MELANIE.sounds like a mermaid."cute chinese girl

"dont complain lah,do work lah,after she understand then you die,then you know!"girl B.
"haiya,i dont think she is malaysian lah..look like a philipine dont know mix with what aliien blood,so dark her skin ..see her eyes so big.."...I was angry when she comment bout me in that unfriendly way..but i keep cool and i act like i dont know what they are saying..i just smile at them..

So,the cute chinese girl continue,"see,told you already lor,she dont understand one...she smile or what at us..."

As soon as she asked for my IC,i know this is my chance that i will "bomb"her.So,i begin to talk in CHINESE with them!!!

"Oh,thankyou for your compliment just now.I dont know the staff here are so"friendly"enough to make such a good comment bout my big eyes and my race mix with alien blood.And may i know who is your manager please?I want to make a report and give you a "good"credit."

She and her friend,of course,was so surprised and keep on apologized.But if you were me at that point,you will definitely feel so angry because you were being"mocked"in very racist way.And mind you,the way they talk in chinese is different from what i had transelate and make it short here.

And the Manager comes,and i did complain,but i did told the manager not to fired that cute chinese girl..(im not that evil enough...*0*).You know what i get than?I get free 2 night stay at the resort!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!

...This is what i told the cute chinese girl and the rest before i went up the lift.....

"Im chinese and of course im mix.BUT not with alien blood.Im from Labuan@sabah,and im proud of it.."

FASHION+MUSIC@URBANNATIC

THIS IS A FASHION SHOW WHICH I WERE POTRAY A SEXY AND WILD TIGERESS.

DEAR DAZZLE@URBANNATIC

Im not your type of model who have a slim and slunt body and doing the runaway show for events or so.BUT I had made my way to this far,so f-a-r.Im Melanie,im a aspiring wanabe artist/actress/model.IM MELANIE AND IM A SURVIVOR.

ENJOY THE SHOW!